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Literate Dogs.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Moulting"

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Good boy

'Have you been working out?'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."