Philoso-dog Mugs

Literate Dogs.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Moulting"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Scurile travels

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'Have you been working out?'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Good boy

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.