Philo Pastry Ponderer Mugs

Dr of Philosophy/Dr of Philo Pastry.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Thou Shalt Not!

'How is the water prepared?'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Sun Flower.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Hey, honey bun!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"If you need us we're available 22/7."

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

Hmmingbirds.

"Your pineapple empandas are delicious. Except for one thing."

'Yes love is a potent drug indeed...but I still don't think we can analyze it using gas chromatography...'

'Psst! Wanna buy some people food?'

Assortment of stale pastry 'petit fours' with instant coffee sorbet."

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

"Those pastries are from last month's management meeting. We thought you might enjoy them."