Philip Roth Fan Mugs

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

Thomas Hardy

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Gulliver's other travels.

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Keri Hulme

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Louisa May Alcott

Other Fiction