Philanthropy Ponderer Prints

"How do I know you won't use this for drugs?"

'What is the minimum contribution needed to be considered a philanthropist?'

Telescopic Philanthropy - Foreign and Domestic Philanthropy

'One is for me and one is for the poor souls on the Jersey Shore, Staten Island and New York city.'

Give something back.

'It's a fund-raising dinner for the needy ... but hopefully none of them will be there.'

'Don't forget 20% goes on admin costs.'

"I think I'll shop around a little, first."

"That's a charity that I've never heard of."

"'Give all that thou hast to the poor'? - I KNEW there'd be a catch!"

'Nice try!'

Please give, at WWW.roybeggar.com

'Relief fund relief fund.'

'Must take this very important call.'

Bill Gates' Gift to India

CEO of a business walks past homeless man with sign saying 'Spare bonus cash?'.

"They said give till it hurts. It started hurting right away."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Chiller Theatre

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'