Philanthropy Investigator Mugs

"Before I give you this donation I want to know what percent will go toward actual programs."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Gee, thanks pal."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Alms Bank

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Hypocrisy about poverty

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Human Rights for All

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

The nonprofit dog fight.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."