Philanthropy Dreamer Mugs

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Lemonade Inc.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

What else is there to wish for?

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Money Plant.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

S.S.dot.com

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'