Philanthropic Fowl Fans Prints

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Tasty bird.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

The Colonel at home.

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Fee Range Chickens

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Chicken Crime Scene.