
"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
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"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?
Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough
2021
Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.
"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."
vaccine wars.
"Waiting for the vaccine launch."
'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'
"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."
"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."
'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'
"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."
"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."
"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."
'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'
Thank you, Essential Workers
'Just follow these simple instructions.'
Fighting the Pandemic
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'
"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."
'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'
I'm taking you off trying to stay young.
Booster shots
"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."
'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'
"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
The Pill-of-the-Month Club!
'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'
'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'
'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'
"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."
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