Pharmaceutical Technician Mugs

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"You're such a good listener."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"My homework ate my dog."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Covid Variants

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."