Pharmaceutical Worker Prints

'They hate it when you carry the test tubes that way.'

'Your prescription is ready. Please don't approach the counter. I'll toss it to you.'

'The pressure is too great. We want to be transferred out of panacea research.'

"Hit us with your best derogatory insult. We need to test out our new medication."

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"

"They're drug testers from the pharmaceutical company."

Medicines Orders

World dominance of sputnik

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Booster shots

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Fighting the Pandemic

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!