Pharmaceutical Sales Representative Prints

'What does Perkemup do? What would like it to do?'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Pharmaceutical sales rep Jules Halm loved to sport his 'jacket of 1,000 pills.'

'Doctor Gordon. There's a drug dealer here to see you.'

'Take one of these as often as you can afford to.'

"Apparently, 4 out of 5 doctors recommend our drug only because of its mocha cream mint flavor."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

'Will you excuse me for a minute? There's a man here I must order some drugs from."

"Wow, we're doing great."

'You can't see any drug detail men because the waiting room's full?

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Covid Variants

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"You're never home."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

Brick Salesman

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

Corporate Darwinism

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'