Medical Sales Representative Prints

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The pharmaceutical industry

"We don't think you're cut out to be a 'foot in the door' salesman."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"You're never home."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Brick Salesman

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

Corporate Darwinism

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

Landing That Tough Account

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.