Pharmaceutical Industry Professional Pillows

'How soon until we can mass produce the stuff?'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Biden Backs Suspending Patents on Vaccines

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Covid Variants

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

The end is near

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"Good news - we're merging with Pinetree Pharma. They make the cures for all the harm our drugs do."