Petting Zoo Aficionado T-Shirts

Goat Feed $.50. I don't really need any more food, so if you don't mind, I'll just take the cash.

City Zoo: Day Care

A mother and baby elephant

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Zoo animals.

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Too much monkey business...

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Wild Cow.

The Litany Of Fun

'...Do not feed the bears'

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"Such a sedentary lifestyle."

"Whiplash..."