Petting Rabbits T-Shirts

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Pet a Puppy

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Magic Tricks

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Yes, they are all dependants."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Easter Egg Delivery

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Magic Act

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."