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'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

Never Never Land: never never speednever never walk on the grassnever never burpnever never say never...

"Oh, great. I get the flight with a screaming baby."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

The Origami Society...

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Teddy and friends.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

James Barrie.

Mice playing double bass

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

Penguin identity parade

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"Unplug and chill out."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'