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'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

Never Never Land: never never speednever never walk on the grassnever never burpnever never say never...

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

The Origami Society...

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Teddy and friends.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Deer Cross Dressing.

Mice playing double bass

James Barrie.

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"Unplug and chill out."

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

Penguin identity parade

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'Well, was the news good today?'