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"In case I actually do something."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Filming Christmas

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"It makes me want to pee."

"She's all over YouTube."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

E=Equals

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

Gina soon regretted asking her father to videotape the wedding.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'I hate technology!'