Pet Talent Scout Prints

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Giraffe Portrait

"She's all over YouTube."

Protoplasm

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"The guy's a natural!"

Sign Him.

No Talent Agency

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"That's my novel."

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

'I am going to Hollywood to get a job as a Comanche scout.'

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"