Pet Talent Scout Prints

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Giraffe Portrait

"She's all over YouTube."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Protoplasm

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"That's my novel."

No Talent Agency

"The guy's a natural!"

Sign Him.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Jealousy

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

Simon Cowell

'I am going to Hollywood to get a job as a Comanche scout.'