Musical Talent Scout Prints

"The guy's a natural!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Giraffe Portrait

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

No Talent Agency

Sign Him.

"That's my novel."

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

Jealousy

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

The ocean is no place for a star.

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

Simon Cowell

'I am going to Hollywood to get a job as a Comanche scout.'

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

Purple Squirrel

Twig! You've been showering for hours. Tryouts for the musical are today. I have to look fabulous! Think of the environment! I've got it covered! Oh really? Really. I'm not showering for three days! He's my carbon offset.