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'Thank you for believing in me.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Please Drove Carefully.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Time for bed, guys."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Caution signs.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Beware of God"

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'So who's smoking?'

Distance to horizon varies.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

A series of Exit signs.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

No New Grammer Schools

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.