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"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Wok. Don't Wok.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sometimes Y Turn

"Time for bed, guys."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution signs.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Beware of God"

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'So who's smoking?'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Distance to horizon varies.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Desert Roundabout

A series of Exit signs.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

No New Grammer Schools

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.