Pet Shop Fan Prints

'You ask him to leave.'

Man carrying prey is about to crash into woman carrying a cat.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'They sure have small litters.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

I love Museum Shops

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Hooks R Us.

Hole Sale

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Dog Food Co.

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Caution: Free range chickens next five miles. . . eggs, eggs, eggs!

"He was a lively fellow, this is how we like to remember him, scooting along the carpet on just two legs."

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

Dog at the Returns Desk

Greetings cards

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'

Flee Collars.

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

"There's been a change of management..."

Spoit Dog/ "You can lead her to tap water,but you can't make her drink."

"Some gum."