Luxury Pet Care Fan Prints

Spoit Dog/ "You can lead her to tap water,but you can't make her drink."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Santa Dog

'They sure have small litters.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Hairstyles

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"She's a weiner cat."

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Tandem cyclists

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'You seem to be a stable person to me.'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Snake -charmer's convention

Cult films!

"You may find your therapy parrot soothing, but others don't!"

"Woof, woof!"

Podiatrist

'You ask him to leave.'

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

"He was a lively fellow, this is how we like to remember him, scooting along the carpet on just two legs."

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."