Pet Rock Rockstar Prints

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

Rock and Roll

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ray Davies

Ringo Starr

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus

Rock & Roll

Christine McVie