Pet Rock Rockstar Mugs

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Rock and Roll

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Rock & Roll

Santa Metal Claus