Pet Rescue Adventurer T-Shirts

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Dog on a plane.

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

Dog fetches dice

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Mice escaped again@?'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Walking the dog.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Your bone."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Walking in the woods.

Wanted dog! reward!

Canine Tours

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

Bypass the Falls

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.