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"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Australian Mobile Bar

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

The Catkins Diet

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

'I get a lot of job offers..'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."