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"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Australian Mobile Bar

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

The Catkins Diet

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Chasebook for Dogs

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."