Pet Protester T-Shirts

"I think the dog wants out"

Do Not Resuscitate

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"I brought cocoa."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Local food for local consumption

The Child and the Tank

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

A smiling badger

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Fishing for Peace.

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

'Hello, Amnesty International?'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Deforestation

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover