Pet Protester Mugs

"I think the dog wants out"

Do Not Resuscitate

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"I brought cocoa."

Tempest in a Teapot

Local food for local consumption

The Child and the Tank

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

A smiling badger

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Move Ahead with Basel III!

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

Fishing for Peace.

'Hello, Amnesty International?'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

'Testing drugs on people before giving them to animals...it's going to be an uphill battle.'

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'