Pet Problem Solver T-Shirts

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Pets Plus Complaints,

'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!'

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

'What's wrong now?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Innovative

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Thinking outside of the box

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...