Pet Peeve Wrangler Mugs

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Flies up the ante!

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"I mean, he does have a point."

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

Mum feeds teens with shovel

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

'And you said I couldn't get three words out of him.'