Pest Wrangler Mugs

'Fly'

Revenge of the Ants.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'He wasn't worried about the insect on his jacket, he just brushed it off.'

Flies up the ante!

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"

Shooing Horseflies

"I wish these humans wouldn't gift-wrap our lunch. . !"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"How'd I do on the test?"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."