Pet Pampering Prints

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Doggie dining table

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

'Spoiled Rotten!'

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

"But daddy, Princess doesn't BURY bones! She expects you to wrap them carefully and gently place them in the freezer to stay fresh!"

"It' the dog."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

I guess she had other plans for you.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dogs shaving

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."