Pet Owners' Delight Pillows

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'We'll take it!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Who's best friend are you?'

Boring Pianist

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'You're spoiling that dog!'

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

"C'mon, one more throw!"

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

The Unsportables: Shot Put

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'