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Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Art Pets

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"He was a sea rescue."

When Pugs dream.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

Bad Dog