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'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

"This is our new product consultant."

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

"You might consider eliminating some of the roadkill from your diet."

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'

'It's nothing serious. You just have postman's elbow.'

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

"I've got a complaint about the table scraps you are feeding me...cut down on the fatty tissues...I'm gaining weight!"

Dog Food Testing Lab.

Mature Cat Formula.

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....