Pet Matchmaking Prints

"That's the last time I let you fix me up. She looks like a human to me!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Cupid

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"I have to go out and I hate to leave her all alone in the house — she looks anxious..." "He's going out again and I can't go. He'll be out there with total strangers — he looks worried..."

"All the good ones are neutered."

Dog on Cat.

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

Mister, Inc: 'Wrong...Right'

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'

Matches Made in Heaven

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'