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'Super Dog'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Your love gives me strength."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

Cat Graduation

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"Come on, just try it."

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'Next please.'