Pet Lovers In The Family Mugs

Please Keep Pets on Leash.

'Super Dog'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Your love gives me strength."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"Come on, just try it."

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''

'Next please.'

'Stop barking, Winston!'