Pet Look-alike Aficionado Prints

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"She's a weiner cat."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"Does he byte?"

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

'He's almost human.'

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

'Harry has laryngitis.'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Dog licking laptop.

'Perhaps you'd be happier with a dog!'

"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

Goldfish Owner.

A yellow dog

'We all got up here, you'd think one of us would know how to get down.'

Cough coughs. He never got the hang of playing dead, but he's great at calling in sick!

'Don't give me that 'plenty meat' stuff! Tell me you can make him well!'

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

Dog says 'Ruff!' to another dog wearing a ruff (fabric ruffle).

'No begging at the table.'

Blue Cat

Cow looks about to make sure nobody is watching, then bleats like a sheep.