Pet Injury Recovery Mugs

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Let's put it this way . . .he's caught his last frisbee.'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog Dreams

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Haute Suture

Foster failure

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Be kind"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cat in Tree.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"He was a rescue."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."