Pet Health Checkup Prints

"Here's one I spayed earlier"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"I didn't even get a balloon."

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."