Pet Gaze Pillows

"Sooner or later one of them will have to give in."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

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"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

Mice playing double bass

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

"He loves to give autographs!"

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Dog bath

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."