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There are two kinds of hair: dark hair that sheds on light clothes, and light hair that sheds on dark clothes.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Desert Island BBQ

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Works every time.'

Foster failure

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I hate it when we fight."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'