Pet-friendly Apartment Hunters Gifts

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Family with pets.

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Shelter Cat Nap

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Cat park"

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Shakespeare Ave

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."