Pet Cinema Goer Pillows

Doggy-3D

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

Ginger was born to dance.

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

"Bad dog."

A Birdie Feeder

"Gawd! All that sex and violence - and that was just on the front row!"

'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

PETFLIX

"Is that your answer to everything? Sleep on it?"

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

'One that doesn't meow too much.'

"It's Oscar time - there's that special tingle in the air."

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

"Yes, I watched your audition video - twice. It's okay. But in all honesty, you just don't have that certain je ne sais quoi needed to go viral."

'It's alright as quests go, but it doesn't have Lassie in it...'

"'H.D.' stands for 'Heroic Dog'."

'Another thing I hate, the cat always taking your side!'

Dog Park Afternoon