Pet Care Wizard Pillows

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'You'll have to stop feeding him chicken bones...

"Don't be silly, it's not an aquarium: It's my pantry..."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Fetch.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Billy. The Kid.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Horror movies

"Now I really hate poetry."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Skeleton playing fetch.