Pet Care Philosophers Prints

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Fetch.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Billy. The Kid.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Biofelineism

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Horror movies

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mittens is challenged by the string.