Pet Care Philosophers Mugs

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

Billy. The Kid.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Biofelineism

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Horror movies

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."